Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Betty

There is this chick named Betty...
The way everyone says her name is so suggestive that she is a professional hooker or something to that manner.

She's not. That is just a thing her crazy son-in-law came up with. I think he should write a book called "Bettyisms." It could be a coffee table book that would sell out in Barnes and Noble all of the world, especially in Korea (if they have one).

She is a sweet lady from up North and she is SERIOUS about some Poker and Bingo.
She can cuss, swear, make your face turn red and purple from the things that she says (just kidding) and she has a smile that can turn anyone into a pile of mush.

She will walk on eggshells to help a friend and stand her ground with the most holiest of stubborns. She is a fortitude of strength and courage.

She knocked cancer in the booty and with stood months of radiation, Be-tt-y, the kids cry as she enters a room, Be-tt-y!

3 more days until we have her celebration at Romeo's restaurant to thank God that he saved her Ta-Ta's, her life here on Earth, and her ever-loving willingness to give of herself (no pun intended).

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